At this time, when in previous years my usual thoughts would have turned to closer encounters with red candles and crackers, midnight mass and Him above, I am instead deciding what I shall try and avoid at all costs, from now on.

I shall stay away from:

1) People who play games.
2) Those whose meanness cuts like Excalibur and - like that sword - magically protects them.
3) Those who bestow kindness and then throw it back in your face, for that kind of kindness obviously comes with strings attached.

And...

4) Vulgarity. Because vulgarity is small and stains.

I really ought to love myself more.