I am trying the 12-mile bike ride again tomorrow. With BOTH Pests.

So.. that will be: 6m (way out)+6m (way back)+ 8m (lost way)= 20 miles

If you see a grown-up grumpy woman and two tearful children walking their bikes along the H3 near Milton Keynes, stop and yell: 'LU! I have been reading your silly blog for a few months, and I have now proof of your obscene stupidity. You are lost AGAIN.'

Offer us a lift too, if you have roof bars.

I need to feel spent.